Lawren

i know the photoset is everywhere
but the delivery of ‘why do piranha plant have bone it’ is funnier

Jun 29, 2019

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:

(via thisishappying)

Dec 25, 2018

doncarlosi:

ananswer:
synthot:
2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point
I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood
Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Nov 20, 2018

Here’s a tip

xxwolfmeetstheskyxx:

Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork

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Nov 20, 2018

reinaryugu:

volcel-official:
Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen
When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means

(via civilwhore)

Aug 16, 2018

sensationallysavage:

lesbidrake:
psiotechniqa:
lesbidrake:
psiotechniqa:
theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:
psiotechniqa:
gayasslena:
I’m losing my SHIT
This is some magical shit
The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.
I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious
the obvious? what do you mean?
that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding
could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning
I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

(via confirmance)

Jun 25, 2018

physicsofgridlock:

browndog12:
moss-nymph:
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is
The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

(via confirmance)

Jun 18, 2018

warriormale:

rainbowbarnacle:
waywardexpressions:
klubbhead:
Please unmute this
I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this
@roachpatrol @jumpingjacktrash[
Train and fight - with wolves.
WarriorMale

(via hijerking)

Jun 18, 2018

candiikismet:
“ lil-pup-littles:
“ culturenlifestyle:
“ Second Life Toys Campaign Promotes Organ Donation With the Use of Old Toys
Japan’s organization Second Life Toys is hoping to promote the awareness of organ donation with a tender and...

candiikismet:

lil-pup-littles:
culturenlifestyle:
Second Life Toys Campaign Promotes Organ Donation With the Use of Old Toys
Japan’s organization Second Life Toys is hoping to promote the awareness of organ donation with a tender and provocative message. With the use of children’s stuffed animals, they appoint new limbs to the broken toys, in order to save them and make them whole again.

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THIS IS SO CUTE AND ITS SUCH A CUTE IDEA AS WELL I LOVE IT
Awwwwww 😫😫😫❤️

(Source: culturenlifestyle.com, via officialgoogle)

Jun 12, 2018

slimetony:

My selfies get 3000 notes because theyre an event. Its like in the old times when the circus would come to town and youd see a clown in a cage

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Jun 09, 2018

lightbulboflife:

officialfist:
foxy-filly:
I’m sorry, we need to take a short break from horses to appreciate that my boyfriend’s cat has a treadmill, and she will only run on it if she has an audience.
This is really important
I love how she talks to the cat, so honest.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)